Yexin Cai

GOOD BABY HUMAN OUTPOST

London Branch

2 April 2250

[TOP SECRET]

Project Neo, a linguistic investigative project. 

Three years ago numerous wormholes appeared on the earth, many human outposts were established urgently. For defence-purposes, the Great Pioneer Good Baby despatched several vanguards into those wormholes. The squad experienced a series of adventures throughout their two-year commission; before they lost contact with the outpost when they entered the White City wormhole, no.102. 

Fortunately, the whole squad came back safely with extremely precious materials and data. During the following routine inspection a scientist found all members have developed an unbelievable improvement in their linguistic abilities. Through a six month observation analysis, a group of scientists conjectured that the space the squad got in is multi-dimensional; this is the most shocking breakthrough of the 23rd century. 

The epoch is calling, leader Good Baby launches the Project Neo, a multi-dimensional linguistics investigation. This is an invitation for you, the best linguistic professor on Earth, we believe you are the only person who can decode this linguistic puzzle. The humans' future is held in your hands. Please bring your ID and register at our London outpost (previous site of the Royal College of Art) before June 28th.

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