When I grow up, I want to be a tray of gold in a pawn shop window, Jayne Mansfield’s bathroom, Jeremy Kyle, a ride at the fun fair, a QVC presenter and a kiss-and-tell story.

I like fake nails, fame, big tits, Chat magazine, gold, glitter, the pound shop, plastic, making big things and scenarios that trap you into being a part of something you might not want to be in.

I’m fascinated by the feeling of dissatisfaction, which sits hand-in-hand with both the success and failure that comes with the desire and achievement of status and of having material things.